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Batman, returning from grandma

The husband wakes up after a brutal drinking session, looks, the linen is washed and ironed, hung on the high chair, breakfast and a bottle of beer on the table. the wife left for work without saying a word, without hysterics. he says to his son: son, what happened yesterday? Dad, you came home drunk at two in the morning and fell on the bed. and when your mother tried to undress you, you said: “Don’t touch me, bitch, I’m married!”

blade - return from grandma

THE CLARITY OF THIS PHOTO is off the charts

Grandma saw an empty seat on the bus and jumped out of the taxi.

go fuck yourself in your yard

- Grandma, why did my parents send me to you for the summer? -because you fucked them up.

gamer level 80

-Grandma, how big are your eyes! God, what big ears! and the teeth are simply huge! -That’s why you are my least favorite granddaughter.