あなたは酔っている 家に帰りなさい
if you are strong, brave, dexterous and very sexy, go home. you are drunk.
2014 08 30 07:39
5
RUSSIA Taganrog
The husband wakes up after a brutal drinking session, looks, the linen is washed and ironed, hung on the high chair, breakfast and a bottle of beer on the table. the wife left for work without saying a word, without hysterics. he says to his son: son, what happened yesterday? Dad, you came home drunk at two in the morning and fell on the bed. and when your mother tried to undress you, you said: “Don’t touch me, bitch, I’m married!”
2014 06 13 11:30
8
BELARUS Minsk
when you're trying to explain to your mom that you're not drunk, but she's standing on the other side
2015 06 10 11:19
3
UKRAINE Kyiv City
If you're breathing into the antenna of his radio, you're too drunk. to try to get away
2014 05 29 06:12
1
RUSSIA Moscow
when you're drunk, you decide where the outlet is, not the other way around
2015 02 23 10:50
4
RUSSIA Taganrog
