あなたにとって私は何なの

who am I to you? 1. bruise; 2. drunk; 3. drunk; 4. drinker; 5. kaldyr; 6. boozer.

Recently I received an SMS on my phone: “your boyfriend is cheating on you, and with more than one girl!”, and since then I have been tormented by questions: since when did I have a boyfriend, how long have I been dating him, and what should I tell my wife?

you are not yourself when you're hungry

-Can I ask you? it is important! -You're awesome. You can do anything! -I'm glad. and yet, when I’m standing with my parents, there’s no need to run towards me across the entire square, arms outstretched, shouting “siiiiiiiiiiii”!!! At least they didn't appreciate it...

you are not yourself when you're hungry

-I looked after her. bought flowers, took her to the cinema, devoted all his free time to her. and do you know what she said 2 weeks later?! you are so good. I wish I could meet a guy like you.

you are not yourself when you're hungry

-Well, I have a proposal for you. If you help me with one thing, you will even earn some money. - Well, I’m listening. -Let me write what I need. If you agree, fine, no, then no. Just won't you make fun of me and call me a fool? -OK. -My friend and I bet 10,000 rubles that I would give a blowjob to a stranger our age. If you give me the opportunity, I can share the money.

you are not yourself when you're hungry!

employer: what are your strengths? me: attentiveness and caution. also me, filling out an important document: name: Pavel Ivanov