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-If I lit a cigarette near your pussy, I would be fined 1500 rubles. -Why? -You cannot smoke in a public place. -fuck you

When did you get a speeding fine?

-Gentlemen, we are clearly violating the law banning smoking in public places. and in fairness we must pay the fine! - I agree, colleague! Stepan, call 02 so they can send you an outfit. -I'm already calling...

The husband was stopped by traffic cops for exceeding the limit, the husband said: excuse me, I’m in a hurry to go home, the neighbor said the wife brought her lover (of course this didn’t happen, he just excused himself), they immediately let him go, they didn’t even check the documents: drive faster, hit them there. I had a similar situation, I was stopped for speeding, I remembered my husband’s story, I said: please let me go, I’m in a hurry to go home, the neighbor said my husband brought his mistress home. so these bastards checked the documents, and ctpaxobky, and measured the tint, and give them a fire extinguisher, and a full search of the car with witnesses, it took 3 hours to fill out the fine report! This is fucking male solidarity!

Don't put your fingers in the cages! fine 1 finger