-have you ever wondered what your future wife is doing now?) -I know what she’s doing now) she’s texting me ;) -oh, how cute. -That’s it, she went to bed, I’ll go too, did you want something? - Damn, what a fool you are!
my life is boring and monotonous, I need to change something. me after taking a different route home and buying a soda from a store I'd never been to before