ушли от закона

advertising of juicy and smoky hookahs is illegal, so it won’t be here

-why you left your previous job. -The company office moved, but no one told me where.

look what my fucking brother did. caught me and put a big heavy lock on my ear tunnel. then he got on the bike and fucked off with the key.

everything is fine the gypsies are gone

We are sitting on the test. The teacher gradually removes students with spurs. the dean comes in: oooh... there are probably a lot of people who like to cheat here... teacher: no, the amateurs have already left, only professionals remain!

Pinocchio - grill coals

“if you put headphones on your nostrils and at the same time cover your ears, the oral cavity forms a speaker” - I was kicked out of my psychologist’s class for this crap

-why did you break up with your girlfriend? -She left because of my addiction. - sad... booze? -Yes! of course I will