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look what my fucking brother did. caught me and put a big heavy lock on my ear tunnel. then he got on the bike and fucked off with the key.

“if you put headphones on your nostrils and at the same time cover your ears, the oral cavity forms a speaker” - I was kicked out of my psychologist’s class for this crap

Peking duck

some fuck so beautifully that noodles fall into patterns on your ears.

Like if you don't understand why?

- grandma, grandma, why do you have such big ears? - I had tunnels.

-Grandma, how big are your eyes! God, what big ears! and the teeth are simply huge! -That’s why you are my least favorite granddaughter.