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that moment when you look at your old photos and realize what a freak you were

operated by a group of young girls. operate as follows: you leave the supermarket, go to the car, load up and want to leave. At this moment, two pretty pussies run up to the car and tearfully ask for a ride to the metro, their money was stolen, and their mother will meet them there. you agree. one sits in the front seat, the other back. and suddenly the one in front bends over and starts giving you a blowjob, and the second one, while you are thrilled, eats your food, bitch.

that moment when the hairdresser cleanses you like an ancient artifact

hairdresser: what hairstyle do you want? client: do you know the moment when milk is added to tea? hairdresser: you don't have to continue

the moment when the yellow light really came on

that moment when you realize the neighbors' party was a great success

that moment when your friend's hand looks like a cat

that moment when you threw out your Nokia and it came back for revenge

that moment when even marmalade has a relationship, but you don’t

that moment when you realize that these are shorts