сири

Not a single American soldier will set foot on SYRIA.

-cortana, show me the movie schedule for today. -Who is Cortana? -oops, I meant siri. -who is cortana? -Please show the movie schedule for today. -maybe you should ask cortana about the movie schedule?

-siri, download me the new album of Basta and Smokey Mo. -This violates the first law of robotics. I cannot harm a person.

-no exit. -There is. - late for me here

Blue or Red, boy, the choice is yours? -Which choice?

3d drawings in America. 3d drawings in Russia.

serial dumbass.

Street art

We are sitting on the test. The teacher gradually removes students with spurs. the dean comes in: oooh... there are probably a lot of people who like to cheat here... teacher: no, the amateurs have already left, only professionals remain!