сигны

businesswoman

-hello, washed down the sign) -3 voices on the butt or chest, 4 next to the pussy. -What's the pussy's name? with a cat something is a little expensive. -well..... you understand. -Is your cat purebred? -fuck you!

-Darling, I'm crazy. - borscht in the refrigerator, on the table. - borscht on the floor, on the ceiling. -kiss. your borscht

90% of people finish washing dishes with the phrase: damn, another frying pan

If you are afraid of gaining weight, be sure to drink a glass of wine before eating. alcohol kills the feeling of fear.

When I'm bored, I approach a stranger at a bus stop and say: “This isn't real. wake up. you’re in a coma,” and then I leave.

Roma is mine. - Roma, run as fast as you can!