свадьба

rural wedding

when you suddenly consider yourself a stupid degenerate, remember that there are women in the world who read wedding rap to their husbands at their weddings.

-Dad, I want to get married. -Apologize first. -For what? - I’m sorry. - But for what? What I've done? -just apologize. -but... what is my fault? - apologize. -For what??? - apologize. -Please, at least tell me the reason! - apologize. -okay, dad... excuse me!!! -Now you're ready. your training was successful. when you learn to apologize without any reason, you can get married!

why aren't you getting married yet? testing each other for bugs

-Will you come to my wedding? -Yeah why not. - great, the issue with the groom is resolved

fork-huilk

someone else's wedding

- that means I will clean up. cook and what are you going to do? -I will drink beer and eat meat. - what about useful things? -and from useful vegetables.

you can't give such a cancer