самое большое

the largest bottle opener in the world

people, I lied, the computer has the greatest gravitational force

this is really my size

I realized that childhood was over when I could no longer lie on top of it

-Grandma, how big are your eyes! God, what big ears! and the teeth are simply huge! -That’s why you are my least favorite granddaughter.

By the way, it’s very easy to do. If anyone needs it I can advise. -this is unicorn fat

During the mating season, human males throw songs to the females on the wall, the female will like the song of the most attractive male

The worst crime in Russia is when a guy, drinking beer bought after 22:00, near a metro station, lighting a cigarette, holding a phone in his hand at the same time, downloading movies on a torrent and listening to music on VKontakte, invites his chick to give him a blowjob! Now for this probably a life sentence...