расслабься

relax, I'm not from the FSB

relax this is Russia

Madonna is 55, her boyfriend is 22. Tina Turner is 75, her boyfriend is 40. J.Lo is 42, her boyfriend is 26. Mariah Carey is 44, her husband is 32. Alla Pugacheva is 64, her husband is 36. Still single? relax, your boyfriend hasn't been born yet.

bridge from an old carriage? It's Russia. Relax

THIS IS RUSSIA RELAX

- dude, I’m so fucked up... come to me and let’s smoke some pipes, father left. -What shall we smoke? - Damn, I got the wrong phone number, dad, it’s not what you thought, Max and I call it a hookah, just a hookah, not drugs! -Why are you nervous? relax, smoke. They say it's a good pain reliever. I'm already on my way home. -max, I’m fucked, my father seems to have found out that we’re blowing

fucking shoot everyone