простуда
if you are sitting next to a girl on the street and she says that she is cold. tell her to go home or else she'll catch a cold
2014 09 24 03:25
4
RUSSIA Moscow
The first rule of winter sex: whoever has snot comes from below
2014 12 14 02:20
11
UKRAINE Kyiv City
I woke up early in the morning and thought: I’ll get up, I’ll move mountains... I turned on the other side - why invade nature, let them stand!
2013 12 09 03:37
7
UKRAINE Antratsit
2024 06 10 11:34
1
UNITED STATES Miami
I woke up in the morning, I was lying there, waiting for my mother to prepare breakfast, and then I remembered that my mother was me!
2014 10 09 02:38
9
RUSSIA Taganrog
2024 06 19 05:58
6
UNITED STATES Columbia
-I’m thinking of going to Moscow. who knows how to live there, studies? is it worth enrolling? - no, it’s not worth it, complete crap. -Don’t come, it’s really bad here. -Who the fuck are you???
2013 07 07 12:30
1
RUSSIA Ustyuzhna