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electrician's nightmare

Accustomed to wires on the body from childhood

despite all the gadgets, robot missions to Mars, the successes of technological progress - the heart still skips a beat at the speed with which the cord disappears in a vacuum cleaner when you press a button

To call the elevator, short-circuit 2 free wires. -this is Russia baby

Now? no, wait until he lights up

-hey, trolleybus. -what? - wires over the shoulder)

wait, don't hit me, I'll try something

I saw my wife off, I’m standing near the restaurant smoking. A young man, who looks like a gopnik fan, comes up and says in a drunken language: “Answer yes or no?” -What's the question? I ask. -It doesn’t matter, just say yes or no? -No. The guy thought and said: - Justify.

I created normal girls for you, why do you run after whores?