после пьянки

The husband wakes up after a brutal drinking session, looks, the linen is washed and ironed, hung on the high chair, breakfast and a bottle of beer on the table. the wife left for work without saying a word, without hysterics. he says to his son: son, what happened yesterday? Dad, you came home drunk at two in the morning and fell on the bed. and when your mother tried to undress you, you said: “Don’t touch me, bitch, I’m married!”

You may have had some great parties, but have you ever partied so hard that you fell asleep with the refrigerator door on?

After the release of Iron Man, everyone became sharper. cynics, philanthropists, misanthropes and other assholes. But no one ever became a billionaire.

guys, what happened yesterday

-I'll give it later! -What other tracks?

-why don’t you want to marry me? - we had a walk and had a good time. I'll marry a virgin!

after a bottle of cognac, the conversation turns into an information leak

..he is so cool. Let's call the first one Sasha. he snores so cutely. I need to call my mom. I want a wedding by the ocean!

after the night before the exam

“we come up with the worst thing you can say after sex” - my grandfather died on this sofa