пожарный

A fireman saved a cat from a fire, the cat was not impressed

Firefighters' logic is off the charts

pulled out at the last moment

- filthy mentyara! garbage scum! the naked cockerel would crow under the hut, but the cops don’t tie up their own! -Darling, I somehow imagined the role-playing game “a policeman caught a little thief” differently...

5 years - I want to become an astronaut. 8 years old - I want to become a firefighter. 13 years old - I want to become a football player. now - fuck. give me some work!