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easy to climb

only two people out of a hundred can bend their tongue into a tube. That's it, you can stick your tongue back!

set it on fire and felt good - fagots

something

an enchanted entrance where you want to shit

- darling, hello! I'm already arriving. Peel the potatoes and set them to boil. -OK. how much to clean? -Clean half.

There are 3 things that a person will never be able to do in his life: count the hairs on his head; wash your eyes with soap; breathe with your tongue hanging out. -Well, that’s all, you can, stick your tongue back, good job.

girls. oh my god oh my god!!!!!!!!!! I left beer in the entrance the day before yesterday... I went into the entrance before work and it was a little freezing... something was strumming!!!!! I finish my drink, and there’s a syringe... Lord, what’s the likelihood that I’ll get infected?

-I found you a guy. -In terms of???? -well, I’ve noticed many times that you eat ice cream with a fork, and here one fucking cutlet eats a teaspoon, you’re the perfect fucking couple of azazaks))))