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-Call me when you're 18, baby. - but I'm 26. - that's it.

-If I lit a cigarette near your pussy, I would be fined 1500 rubles. -Why? -You cannot smoke in a public place. -fuck you

I'll fuck my friend now. -Why cards?

I told a friend that I was dating a girl 10 years younger than me. he sent me this

fun game. We call the spare parts store and say “we need a pump gasket for a Toyota like this 1997.” Say that you took one gasket from another store and it didn’t fit. Ask the seller to describe it, what it looks like, in order to buy the right one...

-I found you a guy. -In terms of???? -well, I’ve noticed many times that you eat ice cream with a fork, and here one fucking cutlet eats a teaspoon, you’re the perfect fucking couple of azazaks))))

only two people out of a hundred can bend their tongue into a tube. That's it, you can stick your tongue back!

sucker

- darling, hello! I'm already arriving. Peel the potatoes and set them to boil. -OK. how much to clean? -Clean half.

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