паровоз

funny little train!

no brain, it's a carriage

carrier 4

tu tu yopta

I saw my wife off, I’m standing near the restaurant smoking. A young man, who looks like a gopnik fan, comes up and says in a drunken language: “Answer yes or no?” -What's the question? I ask. -It doesn’t matter, just say yes or no? -No. The guy thought and said: - Justify.

"GTA-style transportation" - I wouldn't dare contact

electrician's nightmare

spend every day of your life as if it were your last: lie on the bed, cough, gather your relatives, piss yourself.

despite all the gadgets, robot missions to Mars, the successes of technological progress - the heart still skips a beat at the speed with which the cord disappears in a vacuum cleaner when you press a button

smugglers transported drugs in the mouths of gift horses.