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They ask the sailor: - Was there a time when you were really scared? -We once transported a cargo - 10,000 dolls. and got caught in a storm. and when the ship tilted to the right, all these 10,000 dolls said in unison, “Mom!” This is where I screwed up...

Some idiot printed it out and hung this terrible thing in a hole in the ceiling. To say that I just got aggravated is to say nothing. I'll find it and fuck you.

I made my girlfriend shit herself twice today

let's meet cutie? sorry I misspoke

honey, please forgive me for the fact that I shit myself during sex yesterday, I don’t know what happened to me, just forgive me please... - this is the norm