обещай что не будешь ругаться

-Darling, promise that you won’t swear!

boy: said - done. man: I didn’t promise, I said I’d try. experienced man: I actually didn’t say that. grandfather: there was no such thing at all. old warrior - wise warrior

a man does 70% of what he promised to do. a woman does 70% of what she promised not to do.

I’ve heard a lot in my life - vows, promises, compliments, but the best thing I’ve heard is the purring of a kitten... there are no lies in it... - when a pig grunts, it doesn’t piss either

what we are promised and what we receive

While reading a mushroom guide, I noticed that poisonous mushrooms have one common feature - a skirt on a leg. and then I was struck by a terrible guess...

- honey, I have a surprise! We're flying to Italy for the holidays! come on, get ready! -yap! -What? -You promised me barbecue and beer behind the garages!

You promised to leave, bitch!