-Are you Jewish? -No! - but it seems to me that yes. -I’m not Jewish! -What is your mother's maiden name? -Melnikova. -Thank you, now I’ll hack your email)
women are invincible... today I heard a little girl about 6-7 years old screaming at a boy in an offended voice, almost crying: “Give it back, this is not your candy, I already ate yours!”