не надо так

do not do it this way

You need to be friends with people who, after your death, won’t think of making a slide show of your stupid photos accompanied by a sad rap song.

do not be shy

popular wisdom: a woman should like those photos that have the fewest likes or none at all. so she will think that you are not like everyone else

do not be shy

- Hello, are you interested in suspended ceilings? - just like that right away... - we’ll place the order right away. -I’m not ready.. -and I’ll prepare you now. -First you need to meet your parents. -I slowly remove the old plaster from the second ceiling... ...I put the drill on the hammer drill... ...and make several holes in your wall.... ...then I take a vacuum cleaner and suck the dust out of the holes.. .

Don't want! I won't!

- and which one do you want? -red BMW convertible. -Well, what do they say? - They said no one would buy a kidney so quickly. -call another hospital. I urgently need

I do not want and I will not

During a long flight across the Atlantic, you feel the urge to go to the toilet. Sitting in the restroom, you heard screams and threats in the cabin. That’s right, the plane was hijacked by terrorists, and you are the only person who didn’t notice. your actions? -Well, first you need to finish your shit.