москвич

I can't be sold. You can only buy me. (c) Muscovite

why pay more?

Moscow capital of St. Petersburg

reliable protection

Moscow. 1980. rush hour.

adventures of dementors in Moscow

Moscow is, in short, a city of gnomes: we love grandmas, loads of money, a lot of bearded men and awesome underground metro palaces. St. Petersburg are elves: some kind of half-pokers with off-the-scale self-esteem, a subtle sensual nature and local patriotism. the rest of Russia is inhabited by Orcs.

walked around Moscow. met the Russians. agreed to stick together.

"Oral sex courses have been opened in Moscow for girls who want to improve their ability to perform oral sex." -apparently the courses are timed to coincide with the release of the iPhone 5s