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I'm so old that I remember how people took out the trash and had to bring the bucket back

I always take a video camera with me. If you didn’t just read this phrase, but sang it, it means you are over 20 years old.

when you walk into a room and forget something, you are actually bumping into aliens. at this moment, people in black appear, neutralize the aliens and erase your memory. unfortunately, they cannot remind you what exactly you needed to go to the room for.

PEOPLE TALK TO EACH OTHER TOO MUCH INSTEAD OF FUCKING DIVINELY.

Riddick + Wasserman = Boris the animal

people are divided into 2 types

remember this kid? he became a Jedi

Men in Black

people are not the same anymore