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a beam of light created by thermonuclear fusion traveled 150 million km, was reflected in the window and hit me right in the eye at 7:57 am.

that's it guys, now you can

can a girl make you a millionaire? yes, if you are a billionaire

Voldemort stopped suffering from bullshit and got down to business

can you survive in thailand? Below are six couples, try to guess which one is a real girl and which one is a transsexual. You will find the correct answers after the pictures. it was a trick question. don't worry, all of them are transsexuals

"Should you give way to an oncoming car?" -bleat, man, bitch, with an axe, he’s fucking a car loaded with heavy water for uranium centrifuges, driven by aliens????? What the hell is an oncoming car, cops, are you crazy?

Can porridge in your head be food for thought?

sometimes I cry when I peel potatoes, I don’t want the onion to think that he’s a freak or something like that.