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where did you drink? it was an easy test to see if you're a lumberjack or an alcoholic

yeah fuck it

plant correctly! if you plant if you plant a sapling, there will be a tree. if you plant an illegal logger, there will be a hundred more trees. If you plant the official who allowed this, there will be a thousand more trees.

-Oh yeah! Oh yeah! -What? lumberjack? what the heck? -Oh no, my God, stop! Why are you doing it? -She's a log, guy. it's just my job.