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captain obvious himself

- buy a whole cabbage on the way home - I kiss you too, how much cabbage should I buy? -kiss. -I kiss you too, but how much cabbage? -Moron, buy a whole cabbage! -aaaaa, I understand)) I kiss you! kiss. -moron.

-On the one hand, DRINKING VODKA is good, but on the other hand, it’s not convenient. -Why? -And on the other side there is no neck.

I bought an iPhone 5s and no one has sucked me off yet. what am I doing wrong?

There are pitfalls everywhere. especially underwater.

Today I bought a pirate movie from a narc with the movie The Hunger Games 2. I came home, turned it on, and there was a recording of this idiot eating noodles and at the end he still had the nerve to look into the camera and say, these are the real Hunger Games

bought a tree at ikea