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-Why do women in leather, varnish and rubber excite men so much? -because they smell like a new car.

my husband came home from work, and I opened the door in black leather lingerie, sexy stockings and a mask. he looked and asked: “Do you want to eat, Batman?”

"when he hugged you" - sounds like 2 rolls of peach scented toilet paper

This is how it always happens, when you turn around on a leather sofa carelessly, it makes a terrible sound, and you turn around again, repeating this sound so that no one thinks that you farted.

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-The whole bathroom is filled with your fucking creams and balms! -Do you want me to have dry skin?! - Petrovich, I don’t give a fuck!