когда ты пьян

when you're drunk, you decide where the outlet is, not the other way around

I wonder how a drunk gets up

The husband wakes up after a brutal drinking session, looks, the linen is washed and ironed, hung on the high chair, breakfast and a bottle of beer on the table. the wife left for work without saying a word, without hysterics. he says to his son: son, what happened yesterday? Dad, you came home drunk at two in the morning and fell on the bed. and when your mother tried to undress you, you said: “Don’t touch me, bitch, I’m married!”

childhood is like being drunk, everyone remembers what you did except you

drunk is when you feel super sophisticated, but you can’t say it

silicone wine glasses for the pool or camping. or just because drunk people drop things