когда дал в долг

- hello, and on to the day. You're a car mechanic, right? - Hello, Natasha. well, yes, what happened? -When I kick it in the ass, the light doesn’t light up. - I see, but what’s wrong with the car?

my friends, when I borrowed them money "thank you"

when they gave you an aux cable in the car

there are times when it's hard to stop

when you're drunk, you decide where the outlet is, not the other way around

I was at an interview at a company today... the manager gave me a laptop and said: try to sell it to me... well, I took the laptop and left the room with it, and then... left altogether. When I came home, the HR manager called me and started screaming hysterically: return my laptop immediately! I said: 200 bucks and the laptop is yours....

I wonder how a drunk gets up