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prison is the perfect place for a hipster. brick walls, tea, board games - this is an anti-cafe.

there is an exam. professor: there are 500 bricks on board the plane. one brick fell out of the plane. How many bricks are left on board? student: well, that's easy! 499! professor: right. next question. how to put an elephant in the refrigerator in 3 steps? student: 1. open the refrigerator, 2. put the elephant in there. 3. close the refrigerator! professor: further. how to put deer in the refrigerator in four steps? student: 1. open the refrigerator. 2. pull out the elephant. 3. put the deer. 4. close the refrigerator! professor: great! next question. It's the birthday of the king of beasts, lion! All the animals came except one. Why? student: because the deer is still in the refrigerator! professor: great! Further. can granny walk through a swamp with crocodiles? student: of course he can! After all, all the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday! professor: good! and now the last question. Granny walked through an empty swamp, but still died! what happened to her? student: uh! did she drown? professor: but no! A brick fell on her, which fell out of the plane! for a "retake"!

she asked do you believe in signs. I don’t believe it, she responded, and I don’t believe it, and turned under the brick.

your upstairs neighbors favorite slippers

Yesterday I opened a brick factory right on board the plane

if the acorn dies, it would be logical to feed it to the pigs

people are divided into six parts

The pigs must not be fed for several days, and after that they will devour the dismembered corpse for a sweet soul. but in order for the meat to be digested well, the corpse’s head must first be shaved and all its teeth pulled out. Of course, you can do this later, but who wants to pick out the victim’s teeth from pig shit, and they will eat the bones without any problems... -Got it, bitch?!