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to sell cabbage you have to think like a cabbage

- buy a whole cabbage on the way home - I kiss you too, how much cabbage should I buy? -kiss. -I kiss you too, but how much cabbage? -Moron, buy a whole cabbage! -aaaaa, I understand)) I kiss you! kiss. -moron.

Lena thought for a long time about how to apply the advice on breast enlargement using cabbage

fashionable, stylish, youthful!

we had 2 pots of brosh, not red, but with cabbage, 75 sausages, half a canister of tea, an excellent thirst quencher, and an endless supply of salad, completely stuffed with apples and pineapples of all varieties and colors. he infuriated me terribly, but I knew that sooner or later we would switch to this rubbish.

-On the one hand, DRINKING VODKA is good, but on the other hand, it’s not convenient. -Why? -And on the other side there is no neck.

captain obvious himself

-Hi Tony -How did you know it was me?...