канье вест

- dear, I dreamed that you gave me a necklace for a holiday.... - if you behave well, in the next dream I will give you a mink coat

The head of the prison addresses the condemned man sitting in the electric chair: -What is your last wish? -please hold my hand. I'll be calmer this way.

"Russia and Zimbabwe will earn money together." "Zimbabwe's treasury has $217 left." - earned money normally

who who? horse in a coat!

"Girls like stars, stars LIKE HER!" -What kind of kakana? “And at Rika’s, and at Rika’s, girls are walking and men are walking” - WHAT ARE AURIKS? “And the fly is also a helicopter, but without a gearbox. And a dumpling is crawling along the wall, and all its knees are covered in cucumbers!” -THIS IS A GOOD SONG.

not sure what's worth eating here

What guys?