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животные

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yes, I’m not like everyone else, I sympathize with animals more than people and I consider this a positive trait of my personality
hungrycattt
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2023 11 22 12:00
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UZBEKISTAN Qoraqalpoq
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even I wonder what happened there
tima99
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2016 06 17 20:28
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UKRAINE Odesa
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how to understand that a person has problems with chromosomes
mdk
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2016 05 24 18:34
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RUSSIA Moscow
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At first I couldn’t pull the trigger... then I thought: “What the hell? I’d like to die like that myself.”
borsch
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2016 05 24 15:24
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RUSSIA St.-Petersburg
there is an exam. professor: there are 500 bricks on board the plane. one brick fell out of the plane. How many bricks are left on board? student: well, that's easy! 499! professor: right. next question. how to put an elephant in the refrigerator in 3 steps? student: 1. open the refrigerator, 2. put the elephant in there. 3. close the refrigerator! professor: further. how to put deer in the refrigerator in four steps? student: 1. open the refrigerator. 2. pull out the elephant. 3. put the deer. 4. close the refrigerator! professor: great! next question. It's the birthday of the king of beasts, lion! All the animals came except one. Why? student: because the deer is still in the refrigerator! professor: great! Further. can granny walk through a swamp with crocodiles? student: of course he can! After all, all the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday! professor: good! and now the last question. Granny walked through an empty swamp, but still died! what happened to her? student: uh! did she drown? professor: but no! A brick fell on her, which fell out of the plane! for a "retake"!
solyanka
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2016 03 27 11:18
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GEORGIA Tbilisi
the dog is up to something
dark_humor
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2016 03 23 11:46
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BELARUS Minsk
Am I the only one wondering what was going on in the photographer’s head when he took this photo?
dark_humor
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2016 03 11 05:20
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BELARUS Minsk
the best place for a showdown
borsch
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2015 10 30 15:07
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RUSSIA St.-Petersburg
one day I will come home and say: honey, I bought us a raccoon
fuck_humor
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2015 08 20 15:30
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UKRAINE Kyiv City
when I was a little late with dinner
redball
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2015 08 16 07:41
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KYRGYZSTAN Bishkek
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In this amazing world, there are many animals. Most of them are carnivorous, such as tiger, lion, cheetah, bear, and so on. These animals belong to land animals, but there are also marine animals, such as sharks, various types of whales, sea lions, seals, and walruses, and so on. But it should be clarified that not all animals are carnivorous; there are also herbivorous animals like yaks, zebras, giraffes, etc., that feed on grass around them, not other animal flesh. Each animal has its own lifestyle, and the life span of each is different. For example, tigers, lions, and cheetahs typically live from 20 to 25 years old under normal surrounding conditions, which is relatively short compared to human life. In the wild, the lifespan of animals is often shorter. There are also some very rare animals that are listed in the Red Book, and hunting them is punished by various laws. In order to ensure their reproduction and survival, there are special protected areas and different living conditions for these animals. For example, the Amur leopard - this type of animal is extremely rare as there are only 100 left, and a protected area has been established in a specific area to ensure they won't become extinct. There were once some animals that humans could not even imagine. These animals went extinct 20 billion years ago and most of them were carnivorous. The scariest animals were the dinosaurs. Their length could reach more than one kilometer, and their weight was over two tons. They were the first animals that appeared on Earth.