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Hello, it's me, Yegorych. There is some problem with the crypto, and grandma needs medicine, borrow 800 rubles

how about Yeltsin as Batman? his superpower would be vodka, he would kill with dancing, his Robin would be Oleg Gazmanov, his joker would be Dzhokhar Dudayev, he would shout - where is the detonator, you know!, and at the end of the film - this city needs a hero, but I'm tired, I I'm leaving

it just wasn't his day

“if your hand gets pulled into the receiving hole along with the bill, don’t shout or hit the machine! This could make it even more angry” a machine that takes everything to heart

"100m cops." -Timur and his team continue to help people

I was at an interview at a company today... the manager gave me a laptop and said: try to sell it to me... well, I took the laptop and left the room with it, and then... left altogether. When I came home, the HR manager called me and started screaming hysterically: return my laptop immediately! I said: 200 bucks and the laptop is yours....

you will recognize him from a thousand

-You didn’t wash away after yourself again, Egor. - Lena, that's enough. It’s better to look at what’s going on in the Donbass.

they didn't pet him, he started drinking