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“marry me” - when he found out that her father could get out of the army
mdk
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2014 11 24 00:55
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RUSSIA Moscow
-marry me? -The man I marry must be brave and smart! -Don’t you remember how I saved you when you were drowning? -Well, yes, you’re brave, but that doesn’t mean you’re smart. -Who do you think overturned the boat?
fuck_humor
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2015 06 23 02:37
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UKRAINE Kyiv City
in! and no, no, it doesn’t work out!!!
redball
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2015 05 14 02:23
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KYRGYZSTAN Bishkek
I’m sitting in the traffic policeman’s car, he’s silent and I’m silent. then he says: why don’t you offer me anything? -marry me! -he laughed and let go.
sarkazm
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2014 08 16 12:54
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RUSSIA Taganrog
I suggest that rappers replace the word “yo” with the modern equivalent of “ko”. they come on stage and start “ko ko ko, boys, ko.”
mdk
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2016 02 23 03:25
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RUSSIA Moscow
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2024 06 26 03:05
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UNITED STATES Los Angeles
a friend had a grandmother living in her house, whom the local youth nicknamed “scooter”, in honor of the German musical group scooter. and she got her nickname due to the fact that she had a granddaughter, Faina, and the grandmother, going out onto the balcony, shouted with good obscenities: fayaya...
borsch
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2016 04 03 09:33
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RUSSIA St.-Petersburg
-Mom, I'm pregnant! -Listen, you already have your 4th child with Mikhail. why don't you marry him? -I don’t like him.
borsch
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2014 09 03 04:05
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RUSSIA St.-Petersburg
memeslot
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2024 07 06 09:42
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UNITED STATES Sand Point
hernandez
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2024 06 15 04:38
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UNITED STATES Los Alamos