во время секса

One day during sex my girlfriend had an asthma attack. At first I thought I was just really good at it.

girls, when your partner puts his finger in his mouth during sex, what do you do? -whistle

When I accidentally saw my reflection in the mirror during sex

Everything sweet

honey, please forgive me for the fact that I shit myself during sex yesterday, I don’t know what happened to me, just forgive me please... - this is the norm

a beard changes a person

during the exam I decided to go to the toilet

Clint Eastwood Flynn Eastwood

During a long flight across the Atlantic, you feel the urge to go to the toilet. Sitting in the restroom, you heard screams and threats in the cabin. That’s right, the plane was hijacked by terrorists, and you are the only person who didn’t notice. your actions? -Well, first you need to finish your shit.