виски

who doesn't know what to give me for the new year

-give me a bottle of whiskey. -with myself? - no, without you.

whiskey. it was a short test to see if you were an alcoholic or a hairdresser.

when you realize that the whiskey is ending, and the whole night is ahead

bullshit in your personal life gives whiskey a special taste.

a typical day in Scotland: - Dad, can I go iron my kilt now? -Drink your morning whiskey first.

if a man says he can drink a bottle of whiskey, then a man can drink a bottle of whiskey. men don't joke about stuff like that

-let's go drink? -I can’t, I’m dead. -We took two boxes of whiskey.

find your booze by zodiac sign: Aries - wine, Taurus - whiskey, Gemini - tequila, Cancer - vodka, Leo - cognac, Virgo - beer, Libra - sambuca, Scorpio - champagne, Sagittarius - rum, Capricorn - absinthe, Aquarius - port , fish - moonshine