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happy Milkman

funny little train!

when your friends like funny pranks

and you are funny! sopul I will eat you last!

sucker

authority, unspoken leader. cheerful bukharik, go crazy. handsome, ladies' man. the guy who is always silent.

when it's already April 2nd and she's still pregnant

Lermontov at your age was already disillusioned with life! And you! you sit here cheerful and smiling, stupid!

fun game. We call the spare parts store and say “we need a pump gasket for a Toyota like this 1997.” Say that you took one gasket from another store and it didn’t fit. Ask the seller to describe it, what it looks like, in order to buy the right one...

get yourself a guy, you only have 5 rubles: 1. household - 2 rubles; 2. god of sex - 3p; 3. cheerful - 2p; 4. excellent body - 3p; 5. caring - 1p; 6. rich - 5p; 7. brutal - 1r; 8. faithful - 3p; 9. romantic - 1r; 10. patient - 1r; 11. smart - 3p; 12. loves children - 2p; 13. loves mother-in-law - 4p; 14. tolerates your friends - 2 rubles.