вера брежнева

a good accountant is hard to find. Accountant Vera Pavlovna has been on the federal wanted list for 10 years.

knows business. knows chemistry. knows the password, sees the landmark

Yesterday a prostitute said that for a thousand rubles she would do everything I wanted. I asked her to write me a diploma.

radiation kills only those who believe in it! (c) homer simpson

Yesterday afternoon I was returning home with my girlfriend, when I let go of her hand to take out my phone and take this photo, she got angry with me and didn’t talk to me again that day. but let's be honest, how often have you seen a dog driving around the city?

in a casino they pray much more sincerely than in church

Yesterday a Toyota hit Justin Bieber! Toyota drive your dream!

so we met

Yesterday I opened a brick factory right on board the plane