бутырка

an ordinary group has fans waiting for a new album to be released; a Butyrka group has a new album waiting for fans to release

and our names will be written on bottles of Coca-Cola.

what's going on here? where the fuck are we?

-What do you have in your bag? -bottle of rum. -Did you call a bottle of vodka rum? - Yes.

Thanks to the new soca-cola. Now I know the names of the pigs that leave trash in the yard.

The husband wakes up after a brutal drinking session, looks, the linen is washed and ironed, hung on the high chair, breakfast and a bottle of beer on the table. the wife left for work without saying a word, without hysterics. he says to his son: son, what happened yesterday? Dad, you came home drunk at two in the morning and fell on the bed. and when your mother tried to undress you, you said: “Don’t touch me, bitch, I’m married!”

when someone kisses your neck

Tatyana Tukhtaman, 38 years old, salesperson: is it possible to stop drinking when you walk into a store and there’s a bottle of vodka standing in front of you and beckoning you?

don't worry, honey. I'll just drink a bottle of wine with my friends