бутылка рома

-What do you have in your bag? -bottle of rum. -Did you call a bottle of vodka rum? - Yes.

The husband wakes up after a brutal drinking session, looks, the linen is washed and ironed, hung on the high chair, breakfast and a bottle of beer on the table. the wife left for work without saying a word, without hysterics. he says to his son: son, what happened yesterday? Dad, you came home drunk at two in the morning and fell on the bed. and when your mother tried to undress you, you said: “Don’t touch me, bitch, I’m married!”

Tatyana Tukhtaman, 38 years old, salesperson: is it possible to stop drinking when you walk into a store and there’s a bottle of vodka standing in front of you and beckoning you?

while you wait for your girlfriend

after a bottle of cognac, the conversation turns into an information leak

learned zen

one bottle won't do anything