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St. Petersburg is the only city where you can spend all your money on whores, booze and museums

I won’t go anywhere with you, you’re disgusting and evil. -I have some money.

business idea: 1) we enter into an agreement with a cellular operator for a paid number. 2) take a loan from a bank. 3) we don’t pay the loan. 4) collectors call your paid number around the clock. 5) we rake in the loot with a shovel. profit!

- took me to the movies! -gave flowers! -I fed you sushi! - She has no butterflies in her stomach, damn it!!

butterflies in the stomach

when your girlfriend said she's going to the zoo with her friends but you don't believe her

I made friends with some old woman in the hospital. he left. I came back, I looked, and she was already friends with someone else. So trust people after that..

honey, look how the butterflies are circling! - Vasya, please don’t... - You, asshole, pawed my wife!!!

it’s good to be a woman, you feel sad, take a photo of yourself in your underpants, get likes and lie there satisfied

he dreamed of becoming a butterfly, but became a tomato