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there is an exam. professor: there are 500 bricks on board the plane. one brick fell out of the plane. How many bricks are left on board? student: well, that's easy! 499! professor: right. next question. how to put an elephant in the refrigerator in 3 steps? student: 1. open the refrigerator, 2. put the elephant in there. 3. close the refrigerator! professor: further. how to put deer in the refrigerator in four steps? student: 1. open the refrigerator. 2. pull out the elephant. 3. put the deer. 4. close the refrigerator! professor: great! next question. It's the birthday of the king of beasts, lion! All the animals came except one. Why? student: because the deer is still in the refrigerator! professor: great! Further. can granny walk through a swamp with crocodiles? student: of course he can! After all, all the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday! professor: good! and now the last question. Granny walked through an empty swamp, but still died! what happened to her? student: uh! did she drown? professor: but no! A brick fell on her, which fell out of the plane! for a "retake"!
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2016 03 27 11:18
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GEORGIA Tbilisi
this pill will give you superpowers
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2015 10 19 04:28
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RUSSIA Moscow
"Happy Airborne Forces Day, brothers" - I brought you some food
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2015 08 05 12:21
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BELARUS Svyetlahorsk
"land of the future" - budget 180,000,000, no one remembers. “green elephant” - budget for 5 bottles of vodka, quoted 15 years later.
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2015 07 24 01:18
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UKRAINE Kyiv City
ride an elephant, they said, it will be fun, they said...
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2015 07 06 23:30
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RUSSIA St.-Petersburg
this strawberry looks like a little elephant
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2015 06 10 10:55
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KYRGYZSTAN Bishkek
Are you convinced that your work is not the worst?
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2015 06 10 10:37
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BELARUS Mogilev
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2014 09 26 07:11
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RUSSIA Moscow
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2014 06 07 02:36
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BELARUS Minsk
first here and then here
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2013 12 31 07:41
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BELARUS Borisov